Friday, October 16, 2015

Why Republicans Should Hope Bernie is the Nominee

Bernie is basically your brain on drugs is why. Mona Charen analyzes why in a Townhall article:

"Bernie Sanders thunders that the U.S can become a good Scandinavian-style socialist paradise -- but without the huge taxes on the middle class that support those systems. (Denmark has the highest taxes in the world.) Sanders may be disillusioned to discover that Scandinavian countries have thriving private sectors and are in many respects more business-friendly these days than the United States is. Norway funds its welfare state through the sale of -- wait for it -- fossil fuel pumped from the North Sea. But Bernie doesn't pause over pesky details like how to afford things. He and his party are officially in the reality-free zone where, if you close your eyes and wish with all your heart, dreams really do come true. He's Santa Claus with a Brooklyn accent. This is not politics for grown-ups."

Some examples you say? Well, okay - let's consider:

"The Wall Street Journal toted up the new spending Sanders has proposed, including "free" college education for all, Medicare for all, expanding Social Security, paid family leave, bolstering private pensions, a youth jobs initiative and infrastructure spending. They came up with the figure of $18 trillion over 10 years -- and that doesn't count his plan for universal preschool.

No problem, the self-described socialist counters, he will raise the money by taxing the "greedy 1 percent." The problem is arithmetic. The top 1 percent already pays 45.7 percent of all income taxes. The federal government brings in about $1.5 trillion a year in tax revenue. Even if you confiscated 100 percent of the earnings of those making $1 million or above, you'd only net $616 billion, not nearly enough for Bernie's wish list (to say nothing of the depressing effect on productivity such taxes would have)."

Come fly with me ... Yup, reality is so droll. Listening to snippets of the first Democratic "debate" the other night (aka "Queen Hillary's Coronation March") this also appears to be mainline thinking, if you can call it that, in the Democratic Party. If a majority of Americans vote for Wonderland, we're toast anyhow, so let's just get it over with. Otherwise, bring back the adults and let's get down to the hard work that needs to be done because of these clowns.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

A Real Hottie!

This is a picture of Bernie Sanders. Joy Behar of The View thinks he is "hot."  Oyvez, your Honor, I rest my case in this commitment proceeding against the Hollywood Left. 

www.breitbart.com/video/2015/10/14/the-view-co-host-joy-behar-im-aroused-by-hot-bernie-sanders/

Come Out and Play?

The news from Syria gets more and more interesting:

  • A Russian fighter flew within 1-2 miles of a U.S. fighter this week. According to the Russian  Defense Ministry it was just trying to ID the American plane, not harass it. Right.
  • We now have Cuban troops in Syria fighting with their Russki and Syrian comrades. Boy, that  reset of relations with El Jefe in Cuba is sure panning out. 
  • One wonders what the Israelis are thinking with Russian fighters and tanks next door in Syria, not to mention the Russian proxies from the Caribbean. It also looks like the Intifada is cranking up again. The "Intifada" is where Hamas, Hezbollah, and all the other wonderful Islamic folks shoot thousands of rockets at Israel and then the rest of the world blames Israel. 
It looks like a real Witch's Brew is bubbling up over there just in time for Halloween. The President was on the golf course and couldn't be reached for comment. 



Un-Keeping the Faith

The Illinois Lottery announced that it won't pay any winners prizes over $600 until the state budget impasse is resolved. That sort of begs the question: where's the cash? Normally, say in Las Vegas, all winnings are paid from the house "pool" of bets placed. So again, where's the cash from bets placed? Oh yeah - it's Illinois! In someone's pockets, of course! This does complicate Lottery marketing, though.

www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/10/15/unlucky-winners-illinois-lottery-halts-payouts-over-600/?intcmp=hpbt3

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

The Jilted Bride

Ever been to a wedding only to have the bride or groom jilted at the altar? It happens in international relations too, witness what Iran's Parliament just did to the nuclear "deal" with the U.S. and the West, as well as Russia and China. 

The Iranian Parliament re-wrote the "agreement" much more to its liking by requiring Israel to disarm, canceling any and all sanctions against Iran, and for all I know wanting $1M apiece from the U.S. to reconsider. Then they passed the New and Improved Agreement. 

Service to you, Messrs. Obama and Kerry and all the Democratic senators that block-voted for it. A wilted bouquet of flowers. How sad. Told you he was a bum.

www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/10/13/iran-rejects-obamas-iran-nuke-treaty-writes-deal-disarm-israel/

Beach Volleyball Anyone?

Taking the cue from her boss that climate change is the biggest issue facing the world today, Susan Rice, Obama's National Security Advisor, says that climate change is responsible for the murderous genocide going on in Syria. 

Of course! If we just ship more air conditioners and Speedos these guys will knock it off and be buds again. Why didn't I think of that?!

www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/10/13/susan-rice-blames-climate-change-conflict-syria/

A Norman Rockwell Family

A female HR manager from Manhattan was hugged by her 8-year old nephew which hug, she now alleges in a $127,000 lawsuit against the kid, caused her to lose her balance and fall, breaking her wrist. Oh he's a "very loving" kid, she says,  but must be held responsible for his actions. 

Question: How would you like to have this "lady" for your HR manager, much less your aunt? She has definitely broken the Glass Ceiling being as big a you-know-what as any guy.

www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/10/13/manhattan-woman-sues-nephew-after-breaking-wrist-during-8-year-olds-hug/