Glo ... I Mean Climate Change Conference Held in Cancun

Bet you didn't know that the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change is being held right now in Cancun, Mexico. Why Cancun you say? Well, why not and besides, it's c-o-l-d in much of the rest of the world. Oh I forgot - it's "climate change" and not "global warming" any more. But we still know what it really means, don't we? So hoist a margarita or daiquiri to the rest of us freezing our tooties off in the nether regions of the world not yet affected by the name-that-cannot-be-mentioned!
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