Going on a Spring Sphere Hunt

The Commissars of a public school in Seattle have decreed that from henceforth there will be no reference to Easter eggs lest that offend someone. Instead, we shall only refer to "Spring Spheres." Wow! This is a home run pitch down the center of the plate.

Spring Spheres, eh? I'll have bacon and Spring Spheres please, over easy. Spring Spheres Benedict looks good! Which came first, the chicken or the Spring Spheres? Birds makes nests to lay their Spring Spheres. Could I please have a Spring Sphere salad sandwich? Add two Spring Spheres to the ingredients and mix well. This is way too easy - we should have a contest to see the best line. Feel free to hit the "Comments" and try your luck. Do they pay these people?

oregonfaithreport.com/2011/04/easter-eggs-renamed-spring-spheres/