Why Did the Chicken Cross the Street?

Why did the chicken cross the street? Well, in this case, they didn't in Salem but got smacked instead and PETA now wants to erect a roadside memorial statue (see picture - I am not making this up) to all these AWOLs from Col. Sanders. Fortunately, Salem's city fathers and mothers (and LGBT or whatevers) put a stop to all this and there will be no Angry Birds glaring at us from the city's lovely byways. It's summer - enjoy!

www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2013/07/chicken_statue_could_ruffle_fe.html#incart_m-rpt-2