I Left My Stomach in San Francisco

No wonder they drink so much Perrier in San Francisco. A $110,000/year city water maintenance worker was caught whizzing in one of the city's drinking water reservoirs and it was not the first time according to co-workers. He got - hold on to your seat - the MAXIMUM 5-day suspension! Wow! Anywhere else they'd fire his rear-end. Think about it the next time you dine out in the City by the Bay. Pellegrino please. 

blog.sfgate.com/matierandross/2015/02/09/s-f-water-manager-faces-suspension-for-urinating-in-reservoir/