No Dumping Allowed

Talk about getting caught with your pants down ! A man in Northern New Jersey was sitting on a railroad bridge casually taking a dump when - you guessed it - a train showed up. Blowing its horn and braking furiously the train slid toward this unfortunate but was unsuccessful in stopping in time. The man decided that a dip in the frigid Passaic River was preferable to becoming road kill, so over the side he went. Firemen fished him out, embarassed and wet but otherwise unharmed. A new meaning to, "Keep your shirt - or pants in this case - on!" At least on railroad bridges. 

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