Baldwin Faces Repo of Nobel Peace Prize

Alec Baldwin, formerly awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for consistently encouraging civilized behavior, was arrested today for punching a guy out over a parking place. The Nobel Peace Prize Committee was holding a hurriedly-convened meeting in Oslo this weekend to consider these developments. One committee member entering the meeting was overheard saying, "And he thinks Trump is an a****le?"

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