News of the Oxymoronic

Ok, mostly moronic. The Church of England has announced that it is training its ministers to create “a pagan church where Christianity [is] very much in the centre...”. 

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/10133906/Church-of-England-creating-pagan-church-to-recruit-members.html

Wow. The possibilities are almost endless: The Church of the NFL, The Church of Porn, The Stoners' Church, etc., etc., etc. - where Christianity is very much in the centre. Someone please tell me this is a trailer for a Monty Python skit. Please.