Friday, March 13, 2015

Laser-Guided Bomb Hits Target Dead Center

Ann Coulter is a bomb-thrower. She can be funny as all get out or miss and come off as just snarky. Today's piece about Barack Obama: A Man for the Ages bullseyes the target. An appetizer?

"He [the President] could call ISIS "Islamic." But anybody could do that -- even ISIS calls itself "Islamic." (Note for scholars: That's what the first "I" stands for.)
Well duh! But you have to go to Harvard to deliberately ignore pesky little facts like this so you can be "nuanced" in your worldview. 

The main course, however, is Barack Revere and how he would have handled the approach of the Redcoats in the Revolutionary War:

"Good evening, everybody! I want to say a few words on a number of topics and take a few questions! First, beginning with the No. 1 thing most Americans care about -- the British are -- well, it would tempting to say they're "coming," but that would be painting with too broad a brush. Is the entire British Empire coming? Is Bombay coming? Bengal? The Turks & Caicos? This is something I just recently heard about on the evening news! The truth is, "We found out that certain forces are marshaling."

We are not at war with the British Empire. We are at war with people who have perverted the British Empire! Our military action has to be part of a broader, comprehensive strategy to protect America's working families and strengthen the middle class! And that starts with the Minutemen building on the progress that they've made so far and forming an inclusive force that will unite their towns and strengthen their security forces! And I've asked Secretary Kerry to continue to build the coalition that's needed to meet this threat. Which, by the way, is COMING!"
I love it! Oh the nuance! Oh the sophistication! Oh crap, we would have lost that war too with him in charge!

Read the whole thing - it's funny. Good hunting, Ann. It's a target-rich environment these days.

townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/2015/03/11/barack-obama-a-man-for-the-ages-n1969279

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