Ve Vill Not Tolerate Zis!

Phil Robertson, the patriarch of Duck Dynasty, gave an unexceptional if somewhat graphic explanation in an interview of his opinion regarding gay vs. straight sex and the Biblical view of homosexuality. He took pains to point out that he and his family don't judge others in that regard; that's over their pay grade. A spokesperson for  a coalition of gay groups (pictured left) has called for Robertson's execution by firing squad at dawn tomorrow to insure tolerance will be obeyed by everyone. Everyone!